Government Persecution of Martial Arts has Started!

'Woman Arrested in Grocery Store Flap'

LOWELL, Mass. –– A woman was arrested for allegedly beating up another supermarket customer who brought too many items into an express checkout line.

Karen Morgan, 38, punched and kicked a 51-year-old woman outside the store on Sunday, police said.

Morgan was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, her foot.

The victim, whose name was not released, said the dispute began when she accidentally brought 13 items into a 12-items-or-fewer checkout

Vic,

Just think if she would have used a knee too, she'd have another count against her.

Brian PSD

I always knew we should not have allowed people to keep their feet. Should we shackle them or cut them off?

People who bring too many items to the 12 or less express checkout line should be strapped down and given 12 wacks with a small sized crowbar. Only then will they understand the significance of the number 12.

Maybe she had a fungus or something. It's like if you have AIDS and you assault someone.

It is odd that she wasn't wearing shoes, though.

Perhaps, but not all victims are created equal. If you're a victim of the WTC crash, you're in fat city.

Got a link on this?

Maybe one whack for each *additional* item they bring through. (since some stores have a '10 items or less' lane instead of 12)

Peace favor your sword (FSG)

Register them, and force the bearers to pass a safety course, obviously.

And it's nothing compared to what the victim would've gotten out on the mean streets of Lowell. Sheesh. And to think I almost went to UMass Lowell. LOL.

It should still be on the drudgereport website.

Victor 'the Victim' Velez

Isn't Lowell, MA the 'Venice of Massachusetts' with it's picturesque canals and stimulating cultural life?

Victor 'the Victim' Velez

Who also almost went to Lowell...